King Solanum Tuberosum Edward of Scotter Lincolnshire the Seventh of the House of John Butler
Potato King VII, or “Captain” as he’s often called by his crew, is a bumbling, good-natured and ridiculously upbeat fellow who always wants to look at the bright side of everything. He is on a quest to find the other six pieces of the soul of King Edward, the legendary King of Potato Pirates, in order to become a more complete individual. (Also so he’ll stop stubbing his pota-toes into the door.)
Quartermaster Maris Piper
Maris Piper is Potato King VII’s right-hand potato. Unflappable and always prepared for anything, this stoic and stern spudette runs the Megachip with an iron fist and keeps everyone in line. She also brews a mean pot of tea.
Quartermaster Guadacho-Colorada aka Nacho
If Piper is Potato King VII’s right hand potato, then Nacho is the left hand potato. Nacho’s goal in life is to be everyone’s best buddy. He manages to remember every single sea-monster related myth, folktale and legend, yet somehow can’t remember what he ate for breakfast.
Boatswain Sechswochenkartoffel (Toff)
The Megachip’s immaculate deck is maintained by Toff, a diligent and hardworking little potato. Toff’s constant woe of having a near unpronounceable name is balanced out by being able to do anything asked of him… after six weeks.
The Russet Minions - Anne B.
Anne Bonspudy has an uncanny affinity for marksmanship. By far one of the best sharpshooters to ever set foot on a ship, Anne is extremely proud of her musket skills - and constantly at odds with Toff for scuffing up the deck during target practice.
The Russet Minions - Burbank
The physically strongest of the Minions. Huge, and mean. Burbank can easily lift five full grown potatoes, but his biggest weakness is anything cute.
The Russet Minions - Blazer
Blazer lives by the motto, “Big booms”. Perpetually covered in gunpowder, and quite possibly insane, Blazer specializes in anything that explodes. The only reason he hasn’t sunk the ship yet is probably because he’s terrified of Piper.
The Russet Minions - Norgold
Norgold is a romantic. He believes in the Golden Age of Piracy and watches way too many old-timey pirate movies. Usually the first to know if a new pirate movie comes out.
The Russet Minions - Silverton
Self-proclaimed leader of the Russets. Rough and rowdy, Silverton has a bossy streak, but he can be nice when he wants to be.
The Russet Minions - Tato
Nobody knows his real name, since he can only say “tato”. Tato is never seen without his spear, and they say a curse befalls you if you touch it...
Come On Board S.S Megachip
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